My Funny Kids

I asked my 5yo how he liked the Batman movie. He said, "It was awful! They were wearing costumes! NOT suits. JUST costumes! Like catwoman had a headband with ears on it. It was terrible. That would be like watching Bugs Bunny with puppets!"

I fell asleep on the sofa. My 5yo said, "Mom, can you please wake up & pick up this sofa so I can look for my lego guys?" I said, "Nick, I'm sooooo tired and this sofa is soooo heavy." He said, "I know! That's why I said please."